I've got my clipboard, text books
Lead me to the station
Yeah, I'm off to the civil war
I've got my kit bag, my heavy boots
I'm runnin' in the rain
Gonna run till my feet are raw -- Peter D. B. Townshend
I'm a Democrat. Well, I'm more than that, I'm a hardcore leftwing moonbat terroristic Democrat. What this means, of course, is that I want to see Ned Lamont defeat Joe Lieberman at the polls. (What did you think it meant, that I'd want to see somebody blow up the NYT because they pay David Brooks? Please. Body counts are SO right wing.)
So, like most of you, I got pretty excited when Lee Siegel coined the term 'blogofascist' in reference to us the other day. "Blogofascists," I thought. "Yes, I like that. It's about time that somebody took on those nutcases at Jesus' General with some jackboots and billy clubs. Where do I sign up?"
(More below the fold.)
Let me tell you, I did some shopping. I now have a closet full of brown shirts, three pair of steel-tipped Doc Martens, and I'm having some special patches made where the old hammer and sickle are twisted into a 'K' for 'Kos.'
Kos: the one true leader. Fearless. Ruthless. A god in his own right. Like every blogofascist everywhere, I stand by for his order. And stand by some more. And then I stand by again.
So tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for you -- Raymond D. Davies
So, Markos "Moulitsas," if that's your REAL name, wtf? Here we are out in the hinterblogs waiting for your orders so we can finally wipe the Internets clean of that General JC Christian, Patriot and his "army" of conservative culture warriors, and you're here posting about stopping Congressional pay increases? Is this some sort of code? A psyops operation of some kind? I DON'T GET IT.
I AM A LOYAL HENCHMAN. WHY DON'T YOU INSTRUCT ME???
I swear, blogofascism will never take over at this rate.
Blogistan uber alles,
chris